Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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