two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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