I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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