i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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