Sponge bath it is.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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