D3 body, D1 cock
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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