I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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