i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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