Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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