I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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