She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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