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• (949): View more from California

  we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm so horny

  (913): View more from Kansas

  I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina

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• (510): View more from California

  Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know

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• (716): View more from New York

  Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You need Xanax blowdarts

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes

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• (805): View more from California

  Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.

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