did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream