dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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