oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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