there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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