: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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