this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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