Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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