oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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