U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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