You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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