Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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