A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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