I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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