I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I fill condoms, not promises.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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