Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
