we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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