Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
is it fun? or sober?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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