haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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