Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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