i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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