Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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