you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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