marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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