At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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