I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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