The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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