Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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