return my video game
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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