it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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Semen is not good for contacts.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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