Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
do herpes really smell.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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