today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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