I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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