so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
