bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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