I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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