What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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