My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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