let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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