ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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