We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom