Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude that chick in the corner just threw up

(201): View more from New Jersey

Hot

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(225): View more from Louisiana

were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever

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(678): View more from Georgia

I gave up sex for lent.

(646): View more from New York

I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.

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(512): View more from Texas

He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.

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(212): View more from New York

1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.

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(516): View more from New York

is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.

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