hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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