so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness