My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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