Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just google imaged poop.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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