I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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